Example of a Rejection Letter

<p>I don’t want for people to feel bad but can anyone type up the first few sentences of what the rejection letter from UPenn was like? I would like the exact lines, word for word. Thanks.</p>

<p>Dear ______ ,
You have been rejected you loser. Good luck in community college and thanks for wasting our paper to print you this rejection letter.<br>
Sincerely,
Penn Admissions</p>

<p><strong><em>haha no i dunno… i just thought id be funny if it was like that… i think i would cry if i got a letter like that… lmao</em></strong></p>

<p>I don’t have it but it’s going to say how they think you’re a great student, give you some stats on admissions, and tell you you’re going to do fine whereever you go.</p>

<p>"HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!11!1 roflmao
omfffffffg u r to2lly fubar.</p>

<p>ttyl…NOT LOLZZ!!!11,
Penn"</p>

<p>(sorry, i couldnt resist)</p>

<p>The rejection letter goes something like this: </p>

<p>Congratulations! You have been accepted for admission to the University of Pennsylvania.</p>

<p>And then in big red letters underneath…</p>

<p>APRIL FOOLS!</p>

<p>wow this poor kid hasn’t got one real answer…lol</p>

<p>I know what Cornell’s rejection letter is like… cause my friend got it lol…</p>

<p>it says that basically you are someone who is successful, but just won’t fit best in the cornell environment.</p>

<p>i know penn’s well–trust me!!! It says AFTER MUCH CONSIDERATION, we regret to inform you that your admission was not accepted. We want you to know that this year’s pool was one of the strongest that we have had in years. This decision is no way an indication of your accumplishments or success. We wish you the best of luck in the future.</p>

<p>That’s it!?</p>

<p>they have a strong pool every yr</p>

<p>Lol funny posts. Thanks dazed.</p>