<p>hello guys,
(First, sensitive people should stop reading now because the following may alarm your sensitivity)</p>
<p>ok, this is just a “game” thread for anyone who has some sort of “bragging right.”
Yes, you’re correct: This is a bragging thread.</p>
<p>Say what you had always wanted to brag about in this thread(as society often deters such behavior). So, it’s a game(actually a social experiment, as by the laws of Psy Asso. This is a psychology break the norms experiment gone tornado on the internet)!</p>
<p>For example: I, humbly, have yet tasted high school lunch this year.
Another example:
I , arrogantly, never opened my ap psy book this year and yet managed a “stupid” A.</p>
<p>I, sneakily, guessed my way through tryouts in my first year to make three varsity science teams in my school.</p>
<p>I just made a chart of the frequency of answer choices (A, B, C, D) and picked accordingly. I actually did end up busting my *** to win the rights to compete at state and eventually nationals though but it was sheer luck.</p>
<p>Captains weren’t so happy when they realized that I guessed my way through…</p>
<p>I had more things selected for the school literary magazine than were allowed. And then when the editors went back and picked pieces from the pile of “Decent but rejected” stories to accept, most of them were mine again.</p>
<p>I, arrogantly, thought I could manipulate an online forum into participating in one of my Psychology experiments without having to compensate any of them in any way.</p>
<p>I, humbly, failed to realize that such a sample size would be terribly skewed and biased, and would thus render my results completely invalid.</p>
<p>I love this thread. I feel concieted, but we all work hard and deserve to brag a little.</p>
<p>I, arrogantly, get better grades in my AP Lang + Comp class than the annoying girls who feel the need to spit big vocabulary words and impressive literary references. For example (just because it makes me laugh) we were discussing “To be great is to be misunderstood.” Their examples were Edgar Allen Poe, Einstein, Gallileo, the like. Mine was Lady Gaga. And yet my essays are always the “secret” one that my teacher picks to read out loud.</p>
<p>Sorry for typing the Great American Novel, but its been a rough day. :]</p>
<p>^ “To be great is to be misunderstood” from Self Reliance by Emerson? I’m pretty sure the “impressive literary references” are straight from the text. Galileo, Pythagoras, Newton?</p>
<p>^ It was Self Reliance. There were some from the text but our teacher is a former hippie and wanted us to find our own “independent” examples or something like that. It was last semester.</p>
<p>I, arrogantly, believe that I have the best math skills in my graduating class. I also believe that if I weren’t so lazy, I could be top in my class right now.</p>
<p>I, humbly, concede that I am horrible at spontaneously conveying ideas, whether in literary discussion or debate.</p>
<p>I, even more arrogantly, think (thought) that I’m one of the best math student in the world and that I can go to Harvard if I choose to major Applied Math.</p>
<p>Then I, humbly, realize that, with my CR scores, Harvard can give me nothing more than a rejected letter.</p>
<p>I, awesomely, missed two college classes within the past two days.
I, epickly, called Barney Stinson’s number which appeared between commercials during the superbowl but got a busy tone.
I, pwnagely, broke my laptop and crashed my car and lost a boyfriend who’s a rugby forward in a single day.
I, ran out of words to describe how great I am.</p>