<p><a href=“http://facebook.com%5B/url%5D”>http://facebook.com</a> and <a href=“http://hotpads.com%5B/url%5D”>http://hotpads.com</a> pretty much solve the two biggest problems in College: Finding out who that hot chick is in class whose purple thong is hanging out; and trying to find an F****** Apartment next to campus!</p>
<p>I feel so much better after that.</p>