<p>Not fake. He did a lot.
Jk, fake as can be.</p>
<p>I shouldn’t be up this late.</p>
<p>qwertyKey seems like you were wrong twice, since i am indeed the bestest person evar</p>
<p>Fake, because I was totally right. You’re not the bestest person evar.</p>
<p>Every time you do an indefinite integral, an angel gets sodomized by the devil.</p>
<p>not fake
although you are still wrong about the first part</p>
<p>when i was five years old, i killed a butterfly</p>
<p>Not fake. That butterfly was the reincarnation of your dead mother. </p>
<p>Mine was fake, it’s more like every one in three times you do an indefinite integral.</p>
<p>Trident sells heroin to 4th graders. Gum production is just a front for heroin trafficking.</p>
<p>Not fake.</p>
<p>I’ve been taking Calc BC as a freshman this year, and they still won’t let me skip physics this summer because I can’t break 760 on the CR SAT</p>
<p>^fake, that’s the stupidest thing ever. Sorry if it is actually true.</p>
<p>fireflake, why would you want to skip AP Physics? what would you even do then, and if you did skip would you have taken the AP test?</p>
<p>and also, 760 isn’t that bad if you get several tries, so they might be justified.</p>
<p>I’m wanting to skip high-school physics, not the AP-kind. And it’s true! They’re also not letting me take Diff Eq or multivar calc. :(</p>
<p>Anyway, moving on:</p>
<p>In the U.S., firearm deaths by suicide outnumber those by homicide by more than 40%.</p>
<p>Not fake (I really don’t know, because I always learn random facts like that about NZ, not the US)</p>
<p>An average New Zealander produces more waste than an average American</p>
<p>Fake. Americans are the worst.</p>
<p>I will be attending Baylor University on a full ride scholarship… =P</p>
<p>Fake because I ate that university. I was really hungry. </p>
<p>I just found out, the Jews didn’t kill my puppy. They sold it to Hitler and my dog bit him, and that’s why the Holocaust happened.</p>
<p>Not Fake, your puppy is still alive and he testifies it’s all true</p>
<p>Ants rape</p>
<p>not fake </p>
<p>canada is inferior to the u.s.</p>
<p>Not fake! Hehe.</p>
<p>Pink is the new black.</p>
<p>Fake, it is the new purple.</p>
<p>I can actually yodel, and am the only person I know that can.</p>
<p>Fake. Statistically speaking, there are no lone yodelers =P</p>
<p>I am currently typing from my sister’s old laptop, which she dropped 6 feet from her dorm room bed.</p>
<p>Not fake, because I say so.</p>
<p>I am constantly eating through geography</p>
<p>Not fake; hanana eats bananas. </p>
<p>I share the name of an Asian stripper.</p>
<p>not fake; there’s probably some asian stripper with your name… xD</p>
<p>I only use google talk.</p>