<p>Another by A.A. Milne, much beloved by my MIL and recited to her children (explaind so much!)</p>
<p>A. A. Milne - Disobedience
James James<br>
Morrison Morrison<br>
Weatherby George Dupree<br>
Took great<br>
Care of his Mother<br>
Though he was only three.<br>
James James<br>
Said to his Mother,<br>
“Mother,” he said, said he;<br>
“You must never go down to the end of the town, if
you don’t go down with me.” </p>
<p>James James<br>
Morrison’s Mother<br>
Put on a golden gown,<br>
James James<br>
Morrison’s Mother<br>
Drove to the end of the town.<br>
James James<br>
Morrison’s Mother<br>
Said to herself, said she:<br>
“I can get right down to the end of the town and be
back in time for tea.” </p>
<p>King John<br>
Put up a notice,<br>
"LOST or STOLEN or STRAYED!<br>
JAMES JAMES<br>
MORRISON’S MOTHER<br>
SEEMS TO HABE BEEN MISLAID.<br>
LAST SEEN<br>
WANDERING VAGUELY<br>
QUITE OF HER OWN ACCORD,<br>
SHE TRIED TO GET DOWN TO THE END OF
THE TOWN - FORTY SHILLINGS REWARD! </p>
<p>James James<br>
Morrison Morrison<br>
(Commonly known as Jim)<br>
Told his<br>
Other relations<br>
Not to go blaming him.<br>
James James<br>
Said to his Mother,<br>
“Mother,” he said, said he,<br>
“You must never go down to the end of the town with-
out consulting me.” </p>
<p>James James<br>
Morrison’s Mother<br>
Hasn’t been heard of since.<br>
King John<br>
Said he was sorry,<br>
So did the Queen and Prince.<br>
King John<br>
(Somebody told me)<br>
Said to a man he knew:<br>
“If people go down to the end of the town, well, what
can anyone do?” </p>
<p>(Now then, very softly)<br>
J. J.<br>
M. M.<br>
W. G. du P.<br>
Took great<br>
C/o his M*****<br>
Though he was only 3.<br>
J. J.<br>
Said to his M*****<br>
“M*****,” he said, said he:<br>
“You-must-never-go-down-to-the-end-of-the-town-if-
you-don’t-go-down-with ME!”</p>