Favorite quotes/senior quotes

Colleges & Universities University of Pennsylvania
1

<p>ugh im so bored… and sick… so post ur fav quotes</p>

<p>“the depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good i get, ill never be better than the wall” - mitch hedberg</p>

<p>“this one time he pretended to be me on the phone and called my dad a ■■■■■… so then my dad came home and beat me” - south park</p>

<p>“when im feeling down and nothing in my life is going right, i like to take a home pregnancy test. that way i can at least utter the phrase ‘hey, im not pregnant’. and i kno better days r around the corner”-daniel tosh</p>

2

<p>The one I used was “Even God has a sense of humor, just look at the platypus” - Dogma
A funny one I found was “They say hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance.”</p>

3

<p>Crouton-I love Mitch Hedberg! I was lucky enough to see him about a month before he died.</p>

<p>“I may not win the race in the long run, but for now i’m gonna set one hell of a pace.” - Hunter S. Thompson</p>

<p>“With ignorance and arrogance, success is assured.” - Mark Twain</p>

4

<p>“A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimitist sees the opportunity in every difficulty” -Churchill</p>

5

<p>Comfort is the enemy of achievement.</p>

6

<p>In heaven all the interesting people are missing. Friedrich Nietzsche</p>

7

<p>“A paragraph is like a skirt. It needs to be long enough to cover all the important details, but still be short enough to be interesting.”</p>

8

<p>My senior quote:</p>

<p>Who knows where
Who goes there
Here goes</p>

<p>– RENT</p>

<p>…I’ll post others when I can remember them/when I’m not bogged down with hw :(</p>

9

<p>what is up with you and posting ridiculously useless threads? you’re like spam mail, I swear.</p>

10

<p>how do you think he got like 100+ posts in less than 2 days</p>

11

<p>^^250+…hes goin crazy</p>