<p>My favourite episode has to be The Outing, where an NYU reporter thinks that comedian Jerry Seinfeld has a gay relationship with one George Costanza, and writes an article that is picked up by the AP. There’s a classic joke almost every 2 minutes, such as:</p>
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<li><p>the unintended homosexual innuendo in the banter between George and Jerry in front of the NYU reporter, Sharon, when she interviews the two of them in Jerry’s apartment</p></li>
<li><p>George’s mother having to be hospitalized after reading the article</p></li>
<li><p>Estelle, on the two guys being gays: “Now Jerry I can see. He’s so neat and thin.”</p></li>
<li><p>George’s preferred porno star nickname, “Buck Naked”</p></li>
<li><p>George, after showing his suicidal girlfriend the gay article in order to break up with her: “Don’t you see what it’s saying? I’m a gay man! I’m very gay! Steeped in gayness!”</p></li>
<li><p>George’s reaction when Jerry realizes that Sharon is the eavesdropper at Monk’s whom they tried to toy with by pretending to be gay</p></li>
<li><p>Perhaps George’s finest moment, when he’s trying to convince Sharon that he’s not gay: “You want to have sex with me right now?! Let’s go baby! Let’s go!”</p></li>
<li><p>“We’re not gay! Not that there’s anything wrong with it!”</p></li>
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<p>Oh boy, good times. Another one of my favourites is The Package, which IMHO, has the best ending of any Seinfeld episode. This is the episode where George is persuaded by the ever-wise Kramer to send “enticing” photos to Sheila, a woman who works at the photo place who seems to have a liking towards George. Needless to say, it does not go as planned and George ends up being mortifyingly humiliated at the police station. The “revelation” at the end is the single most funny moment in Seinfeld history.</p>
<p>Lastly, The Gum is a superb episode, where George’s childhood nemesis Lloyd Braun is released from the mental institution and Kramer takes him under his wing. Dina, George’s childhood friend, is worried that he (George) is mentally ill, and the way George comes off as a crazy lunatic around Dina (such as accusing a woman on a horse of stealing $20 from him, and blaming the man with the flowers for setting his car on fire) is absolutely hilariously and skillfully done.</p>
<p>Don’t know the name of the episode, but the one where the foursome is in the coffee shop and bet who can go the longest before needing to “service oneself.” Kramer slides into Jerry’s apartment shortly thereafter, slaps his bet money on the kitchen counter, and says he’s out. An entire show on that topic was hilarious. Also, a couple of other all-time classics, the Soup Nazi, the Pakistani Barber, and George, the Marine Biologist.</p>
<p>Seinfled ROCKS!!! there are so many great episodes …I really cant think of any right now…but that might be the beer kicking in lol. The soup nazi one is awesome " no more soup for you!!" How funnier can it get?</p>
<p>The Chinese Restaurant
The Pen
The Boyfriend
The Cheever Letters
The Smelly Car
The Wife
The Raincoats
The Fire
The Hamptons
The Jimmy
The Face Painter
The Rye
The Shower Head
The Chicken Roaster
The Slicer
The Dealership
The Book Store
The Maid</p>
<p>My favorite (don’t remember the name) is when George is trying to get back at a co-worker for telling him
</p>
<p>Elaine falls for the 15 year old “movie selector” boy at the local movie rental place and gets caught by his mom with a bag of cigarettes, vodka, and a porn.</p>
<p>Kramer watches a movie about a girl in a coma and makes a living will to pull his plug, then finishes the movie and the lady comes out of the coma.</p>
<p>George gets his chance to get back at the co-worker who had changed jobs, and he says something like
and it backfires, so George just simply says,
…the co-worker’s boss then quitely informs George that his wife is in a coma. </p>
<p>Jerry, all the while is dealing with a fake at the tennis club who sold him a $200 racket based on the salesman’s “expertise”, except that the salesman sucks at tennis! Then Jerry plays him in tennis, because his wife is not impressed, and the tennis match is HILARIOUS!!! </p>
<p>Oh, that episode had me laughing for about two days.</p>
<p>The Pick – a hot woman in a car next to Jerry’s sees him scratching his nose and thinks he’s digging for gold…“It wasn’t a pick!” And that “Bubble Boy” episode. Too funny.</p>
<p>My favorite is the one where Jerry can’t remember the name of the girl he’s been dating. His only clue is that she was teased for her name sounding similar to a part of the female sexual anatomy. At the end, when she’s storming off because she realizes he doesn’t remember her name, he gets it and yells “DELORES!!!” out the window to her. Other favorites are “The Soup Nazi” and “Master of One’s Domain.” There’s another one where George suddenly gains profound intellect when he stops having sex. Oh, yeah … One more … Terri Hatcher … “They’re real and they’re FABULOUS.” LOL</p>
<p>How about the one where Elaine dances at the Peterman party and ends up videotaping herself over the end of Jerry’s and Kramer’s “bootleg” video. The end is a scream, where everyone in the neighborhood has seen the bootleg video and imitates Elaine dancing behind her back!</p>
<p>Another great one is when all of them ( jerry, george, elaine and kramer) make a bet on who will go the longest with out “pleasuring theirselves” , its hilarious</p>
<p>The one where the old guy from the convention thinks Kramer is mentally challenged because of his large shoes, he’s drooling, and speaking incoherently, I saw that last night and was cracking up.</p>
<p>the bubble boy - “I’m sorry, but the card says moops.”
Fusilli Jerry “Hey Assman!”
A festivus for the restivus
The maestro
The nip slip with elaine and the xmas card
The one with George running out of the bathroom screaming “VANDALEY INDUSTRIES VANDALEY INDUSTRIES” as Kramar answers the phone saying they have the wrong number…
“Looks don’t matter to me, you could come dressed entirely in purple velvet” - and george does…
“Jerry I saw a pigman Jerry, a PIG MAN”
The puffy shirt
“believe it or not george isn’t at home please leave a message at the beep, I must be out or I’d pick up the phone, where could I be? Believe it or not I’m not home”
The one where Kramar has the talk show in his apartment
The junior mint episode
“I punched Mickey Mantle”
the backwards episode
“I know the chunkie who ate these chunckies…NEWMAN”
“I LOVE YOU NORMAN”
“HELLLLLOOOO LA LA LA…It can speak spanish too…HOLA LA LA LA”
Any episode with George Steinbruner…
“You’re through soup nazi…no more soup for you…NEXT”
The marble rye
the black and white cookie
master of your domain
“I’VE GOT IT” - my personal favorite…aka, the roommate switch
Man hands…</p>
<p>This is definitely the best. The ending, when we see Jerry moving into the apartment, meeting Kramer for the first time, suggesting that K. join him for pizza, K. “doesn’t want to impose”, Jerry says something along the lines of “mi casa es su casa”, and K. says “Really?” and looks around appraisingly so we see the future - priceless!</p>