Muppets Are Your Best Entertainment
S L I M Y
Strong Lyrics Invoke Memorable Yearnings
S I M O N
Still I must obtain nickels.
W E D G S
Where Edges Diverge, Geometry Survives
A N G L E
Arithmetic Never Gets Loving Exaltation
M A T H S
Mommy? Aren’t Tigers Happy Sometimes?
P U R R S
Pent Up Rage, Resisting Sullenly
K A P O W
Kites Aloft Prove Oceanic Wafting
L I F T S
Lying Is For The Sinners
K I T T Y
Kaleidoscopic Images Totally Tantalize Youths
S P A C Y
Speeding Police Attacks Calm Yorker
L E G O S
Listening Emits Gestures Of Sympathy
L U X O R
Look under Xavier’s overzealous raccoon
H E L L O
Happy Elks Laughter Lures Observers
H A H A S
Honey, Another Hare Attacked Sandy
G O H V Q
Guatemalan Officials Hoard Voluminous Quetzal
Q V H O G
Queen Violet Has Other Gentlemen
J U D I T
Janice unemployed dozens, i’m told.
K G P S T
King George Praised Sales Tax
M O N E Y
Millionaire Octogenarians Never Eat Yams
S A M B A