Santa Claus Abuses Little Elves
C R A C K
Callie, Rant About Cece’s kids
S M A L L
Silly me, always loudly laughing
FOUND
Future Online Undergraduate Now Degreed
S N I F F
Strangely, No Independence For France
M E R K L
marginally, everyone really kills lobsters.
L O B S T
Let Others Buy Stale Tortillas
F R E S H
Filthy Russian Espionage Stuns Hillary
P U T I N
Proven Unity Trumps Insurgent Neofascists
T R U M P
Tyrannical Republican Underdog Makes President
I D I O T
I Do Intensly Oppose Trump
B L E C H
Bobbie Lou Eats Canned Ham
S P A M M
Stop Possessing and Manufacturing Meth!
F O R V Q
Frequenting Other Risky Vans Quietly
D A N K E
Darts Are Not Kid Easy
S H A R P
Shi+! How Am Rigging Play?
(Really, how is it possible I didn’t know this existed before?)
B E B O P
Glad to have you @Lindagaf! Fresh minds (and words) are always welcome!
Beautiful Epitaphs Belong On Posters
G R A V E
Gonna Really Annoy Virtually Everyone
oops…
Z X Q B M