<p>Each year the SSA of the US publishes popularity rankings for all names given to babies in the past year. </p>
<p>I, personally, am rooting for my own name, Cole. As you can see from the chart below, it has slowly been rising over the past 50 years. It’s only a matter of time until it’s in the top ten.</p>
<p>Jacob must obviously be manipulating its numbers; it wasn’t even in the top 20 in 1980, it must be using deceptive waitlist practices and massive merit aid to lure away the top children to bolster its ranking. The nerve of Jacob… </p>