Florida Legislature attacks truck displays

<p>Maybe because Florida has few dollars to spend this year the Legislature decides to tackle public displays of underwear and truck “adornments”.</p>

<p>*The Florida Senate today debated and passed an amendment to impose a $60 fine on Truck Nutz, the novelty vehicle adornment attached to trailer hitches that resemble the dangling southern end of a northbound bull.</p>

<p>The popular accessory to truck trailer hitches is on its way to being subject to a fine in a bill debated – albeit delicately – on the Senate floor Thursday.</p>

<p>Although lawmakers said they’re widespread in North Florida, the bill says that displaying reproductions of bull genitalia – one version has the brand name Truck Nutz – on a vehicle or trailer can lead to a $60 fine, charges of a moving violations, and points against a driver license.</p>

<p>The ban was proposed by Sen. Cary Baker, R-Eustis, who said the items are “not appropriate,” even though he sees a lot of them in his district.</p>

<p>Other members agreed on their popularity, but questioned how worthwhile a crackdown might be. Sen. Jim King, R-Jacksonville, said he had a set on one of his vehicles, which he described as “all pimped out.” They are no more than “an expression of truckliness,” he said, although he’d acceded to his wife’s request to take them off.</p>

<p>Other members found the fine excessive, and some thought the whole matter absurd.</p>

<p>“I find it shocking we’d tell people with metallic testicles on their bumpers that this is a violation,” said Sen. Steve Geller, D-Hallandale. “There’s got to be better things for us to spend time debating.”</p>

<p>Geller suggested this ban might be followed by prohibiting silhouettes of nude women on truck mud flaps or decals depicting a small boy relieving himself on another truck logo.*</p>

<p>For the complete article see: [Florida</a> Senate passes ban on vehicle adornments used as ‘expression of truckliness’ | tallahassee.com | Tallahassee Democrat](<a href=“http://www.tallahassee.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080417/CAPITOLNEWS/80417017&referrer=FRONTPAGECAROUSEL]Florida”>http://www.tallahassee.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080417/CAPITOLNEWS/80417017&referrer=FRONTPAGECAROUSEL)</p>

<p>you can carry guns everywhere, but heaven forbid you see the siloutte of animal parts</p>

<p>what about all them unneutered dogs that people won’t fix?</p>

<p>I hate those truck testicles and I see them a lot here in south Florida. Unfortunately, you can’t legislate good taste.</p>

<p>What’s next, boobs on headlights? :eek:</p>

<p>I have to admit they are pretty unsightly…but I suspect they’d die out sooner or later.</p>

<p>sometimes the rear of animals can have sightings people <em>want</em> to see. (warning: some people don’t find this amusing… please don’t flame…) [The</a> New York Nerd Can You See Jesus?](<a href=“http://nynerd.com/can-you-see-jesus/]The”>http://nynerd.com/can-you-see-jesus/)</p>

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Not to confuse gun nuts with bull nuts :smiley: (JK!!!)</p>

<p>Hey look p2n! The great state of Virginia also addressed this important piece of legislation several months ago [FOXNews.com</a> - Virginia Lawmaker Seeks to Ban Replica Testicles on Trailer Hitches - Politics | Republican Party | Democratic Party | Political Spectrum](<a href=“http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,323026,00.html]FOXNews.com”>http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,323026,00.html)</p>

<p>Everytime I see a pair of those – and there are a few even in the suburbs – I just figure that the driver/owner is compensating for something. Personally, I think they should probably be cited for ‘false advertising claims’ rather than have the legislature create a whole new law.</p>

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<p>Well, we’ve already had the the boobs (and in fact the whole woman) in silhouette on the mudflaps for quite some time now.</p>

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LOL. I figure the driver is just telling the other drivers on the road that he is nuts.</p>

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<p>jym, the thing that still has me scratching my head is grape nuts. ;)</p>

<p>LOL violadad! Raisins :)</p>