For all of you shy people:

College Life
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<p>A lot of people are shy or just come for sheltered backgrounds; I’ve seen so many posts here asking how something like dating works. How do you meet girls, etc? Here’s a basic “template” for those of you willing to look away from your computer for a moment:</p>

<p>1) Find girl.
– Pretty girl is sitting in the library studying.</p>

<p>2) Find something to comment on.
– “Oh, is that World History with Dr. Smith? I took that last semester; isn’t it impossible?” </p>

<p>3) Meaningless chat.
– “Yes, he mumbles so much and none of this stuff even matters,” she says. You chat about Dr. Smith for a minute, exchanging jokes and hyperbole.</p>

<p>4) Segue into chatting about each other. Tell her your name. She’ll tell you hers. Ask some typical questions: Where’re you from? What’s your major? Where’s your dorm? </p>

<p>5) Make a date. You ask her to meet you somewhere [thursday at 9 at starbucks; say you’ll bring your world history notes]. She says yes. You meet. You stop talking about history. You like her, you make another date. Then another. Then another. When you are her are only dating each other – that’s usually called being boyfriend and girlfriend. </p>

<p>If you don’t like her, then you start at step one again and find someone else.</p>

<p>This process is accelerated when drunk, at a party, or when naked.</p>

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<p>Easier said than done, my friend.</p>

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<p>lol. true.
what about a shy girl?</p>

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<p>I’m not sure about shy girls. I guess talk about what canadians like, maple syrup or hockey?</p>

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<p>that’s the beauty of going to college. You may have been shy in high school, but you don’t have to be next year if you don’t want to. Hey, it worked for me. No one knew.</p>

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<p>“I guess talk about what canadians like, maple syrup or hockey?”</p>

<p>of course! why would we EVER talk about anything else? like what’s outside of the greatest maple syrup forests or Wayne Gretsky.</p>

<p>pongo, that’s what im exactly thinking of doing. nobody will know…nobody!!mahahaha</p>

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<p>^ I’m totally serious! At orientation I just tried putting myself out there, and it totally worked.</p>

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<p>nuh uh, just ask if they’re single and if they aren’t bingo.</p>

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<p>HAHAHHAhahaha lol lol omg that’s just really pathetic if you have to post a thread asking everyone how to get a girl ( no offense). That just shows a lack of confidence on you part! My advice just be yourself!!!</p>

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<p>Yeah if I was in the library studying for some reason and you come try to hit on me, you’re going to get short answers until you go away and bug someone else.</p>

<p>Really if you’re going to make most of your social life revolve around dating and trying to “get girls” then yeah you’re going to have problems with it because you’re being stupid about it.</p>

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<p>“This process is accelerated when drunk, at a party, or when naked.”</p>

<p>So true</p>

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<p>thats a good ice breaker in theory but i find whopping my **** out on the desk seems to be a good ice breaker…whether successful or not however…</p>

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<p>Pretty girl sitting in the library studying is most likely not single.</p>

<p>Anyone sitting in the library studying may not appreciate being interrupted to chat about inane stuff.</p>

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<p>Lol my moms warned me about people like you, goin’ to libraries or cafes finding girls to talk to. ■■■■■ good luck to you seriously =P</p>

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<p>my mom warned me about quiet girls that sit by themselves in the library or cafe</p>

<p><<whispers>> those are the psychos…</whispers></p>

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<p>yea… i hope you saw “My Super Ex-Girlfriend”</p>