<p>OK! Enough fun!</p>
<p>Sweetny, it’s not YOU I’m laughing at, so much as the idiocy that so often comes out of Berkeley. There is a REASON Berkeley is called “Berzerkeley”, and why the first reaction of anyone to the right of Josef Stalin upon hearing the word “Berkeley” is to roll their eyes.</p>
<p>Sure, it’s listed as one of America’s top colleges. As with so many similar systems, it depends upon who is doing the rankings. You don’t actually think that the Oscars are handed out to the film that’s really the best or most popular, do you?</p>
<p>So, if you made it into the school of YOUR choice (and that’s the important thing), then I congratulate you. You’ve been blessed. If you are NOT among the kooks you KNOW infest Berkeley, then I simply wish you the very best of luck, because I fear your going to need it.</p>
<p>You may think I’m intolerant. Actually, far from it. Wanna know how? My best friend from High School and I are still close friends. I (as you can imagine) am clean-cut, Christian, Conservative, etc. No surprise, I’m sure.</p>
<p>My friend, however (and I’m not exagerating in the slightest), is long-haired (REALLY long), left-wing to they point of anarchy, a headbanger, never takes a shower, is a Wiccan Priest, and went to Antioch College (perhaps the ONE place on Earth that makes Berekely look normal).</p>
<p>Why do we get along? Because deep down he loves this country and simply wants the government and everyone else to leave him alone. He respects the military FOR REAL, and appreciates what they do FOR REAL. He is probably one of the most sincere people I know, and is a hoot to debate with (even when he is wrong). He argues with passion and RESPECT.</p>
<p>NONE of that comes from the usual clown you’re going to run into at your school. Sorry, but there it is.</p>
<p>So please be the exception, study hard, and excel. Be a credit to our country. It’s all I require to respect someone.</p>
<p>Sometimes I let myself get away from myself. Out of my mind; back in five minutes. ;)</p>