# For those of you who don't know, this is an advice thread.

<p>Since Mike has obviously retired, not to mention captian Obvious and George, I thought I'd make a legitimate advice thread to tackle all the problems facing people all around the world.</p>

<p>Ask me anything and I'm sure you'll find my answers to your liking. Ask the all-knowing, intelligent Stuck!</p>

<p>Ask away.</p>

<p>Dear Stuck,</p>

<p>?</p>

<p>Regards,</p>

<p>CT.</p>

<p>@ Ct .</p>

<p>@ CT</p>

<p>simple. The Answer To the Universe = 1, 42, 41+1, everything = 0.</p>

<p>No, I demand a proper solution. Here is my question again. </p>

<p>Dear Stuck,</p>

<p>If 41 + 1 = 42 = The Answer to the Universe, Life, and Everything, then isn't </p>

<p>1 = The Answer to the Universe, Life, and Everything - 41? </p>

<p>Then, isnt -1 = </p>

<p>1 - 1 - 1</p>

<p>= (The Answer to the Universe, Life, and Everything - 41) - 2(The Answer to the Universe, Life, and Everything - 41) </p>

<p>= (The Answer to the Universe, Life, and Everything - 41) - (2(The Answer to the Universe, Life, and Everything) - 82) = -The Answer to the Universe, Life, and Everything + 41? </p>

<p>Substituting 42 with The Answer to the Universe, Life, and Everything, we see that</p>

<p>-1 = -42 + 41 = -1. Since this is a true statement, it follows that 42 must be The Answer to the Universe, Life, and Everything. </p>

<p>My question is: Stuck, can you find me a case where I can be able to prove that 42 is not The Answer to the Universe, Life, and Everything by using only the assumption that 42 = The Answer to the Universe, Life, and Everything? </p>

<p>Regards,
CT. :)</p>

<p>@ CT</p>

<p>The Answer to the Universe is infinity. No need for calculations</p>

<p>Dear Stuck,</p>

<p>0 = 0 + 0 + 0 + 0 + ...
0 = (1 - 1) + (1 - 1) + (1 - 1) + ...
0 = 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + 1 - 1 + ...
0 = 1 + (-1) + 1 + (-1) + 1 + (-1) + ...
0 = 1 + (-1 + 1) + (-1 + 1) + (-1 + 1) + ...
0 = 1 + 0 + 0 + 0 + ...
0 = 1 </p>

<p>Therefore, 1 [The Answer To The Universe, Life, and Everything - 41] = 0. Which means that The Answer To The Universe, Life, and Everything = 41. </p>

<p>Stuck, can you prove me wrong? :)</p>

<p>Regards,
CT.</p>

<p>@ CT</p>

<p>I already have.</p>

<p>Dear Stuck,</p>

<p>Can you prove that The Answer To The Universe, Life, and Everything = ∞? :D </p>

<p>Regards,
CT.</p>

<p>@CT
infinity is by definition endless. The universe (and the answer to the universe) along with everything, is endless. Thus making them, by definition = infinity.
see simple logic.</p>

<p>Dear Stuck,</p>

<p>Stupidity = Endless [According to Einstein :D]. The Answer To The Universe, Life, and Everything = Endless [According to you]. Are you suggesting that </p>

<p>Stupidity = The Answer To The Universe, Life, and Everything?</p>

<p>Isn't this a rather bleak outlook? :D</p>

<p>Regards,
CT.</p>

<p>well, it took you long enough to understand my logic.
since logic is, by definition, logical, my logic is logical - however bleak it may seem - and is thus correct.</p>

<p>Hello?</p>

<p>So, all of you are trying to say that between last night and today, all of the problems in the world were magically solved? No one needs advice...no one!!!?</p>

<p>Hi I would like help, but I need to know your credentials first. If you post or pm me your resume, I may refer people to you. Thanks.</p>

<p>I spent three years in Adivce-Giving school, of Adivce University in London.</p>

<p>1998 - recieved my Masters degree in Adivceology and socioeconomic development of advice-giving.</p>

<p>2001 - Ph.D in Adivceology and socioeconomic development of advice-giving.</p>

<p>2001 - 2004: Senior resident at The London Psychatric Hosptial of Adivce ( a hospital of 500 beds; 300 staff members)</p>

<p>2004 - 2006: Owner and manager of 'The Advice Clinic' in New yrk City ( a facility which treated 3000 patients in a two year period; one that recieved countless awards including the Emmy for best advice giving facility.</p>

<p>And finally, I geve REALLY GOOD advice. So that should be enough.</p>

<p>Now, I'm sure alot of oyu have questions just dieing to be answered. So ask them.</p>

<p>i dont understand this topic, could somenoe help me.</p>

<p>Everyone is so stupid...the advice thread idea is DONE~ You cannot just keep making them because you want it to be yours. Come up with a better idea.</p>

<p>Believe me, I can come up with great ideas. But why bother when there's a novel idea already in circulation? Besides, I have better things to do than sit around thinking of thread topics that would yield the biggest post count.</p>

<p>Yeah, much better things...like staying on here to give advice to people with their BS problems that are likely made up?</p>

<p>and you have a problem with people making up imaginary problems and pretending to ask for advice?</p>