Now this is the story, aaallllllll about how
My life got flipped turned upside down!
Now, I’d like to take a moment, so just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the prince at the college fair.
At West Point Academy, born and raised
In the classroom is where I spent most of my days,
10 APs, 5.0, And I was school prez
Var-sity polo and I was the champion of chess.
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good
Started applyin’ to places that they never should.
I told them they ain’t Yale’s type and they got scared
Then they told me that I should go home and choke on air.
I didn’t let it faze me though, didn’t debate it
Because I knew in my head that I could easily just make it.
Yale, Harvard, Duke, MIT and even Princeton
Once I finally apply they’ll be callin’ in an instant, sayin,
“Hey man, yeah, good news!
You were accepted at our school, but please, don’t hit snooze.”
I’m like Raven from that Disney show, I got foresight.
All them ivy’s’ll grovel at my feet, that’s the life!
They say that I am prissy, bourgeois, elite and all that.
That’s not true, my head just feels naked without a tophat.
So what if my favorite song is the National Anthem?
Did I tell you my dad built a library for Stanford?
To Be Continued…