Friends

<p>What does one do with a group of 10ish high school friends (all dudes, close friends) that have given up on socializing outside of the group and have no intention of trying to get with any girl do to low self esteem?</p>

<p>Go to school drunk. It might sound ridiculous, but it follows the transitive property of drinking. Drinking = Confidence and Confidence = Girls, therefore Drinking = Girls. It’s really just simple math.</p>

<p>Go longboarding! Seriously, perfect solution.</p>

<p>play poker?</p>

<p>I’ve no problem with women or socializing myself… I’m just wondering what I should do with these guys. Is it worth keeping them around just because we’ve been friends through all of high school, even though I have no interest in hanging around with a bunch of dudes who have no interest in even having a few lady friends around?</p>

<p>elevate like a kite</p>