From the new Rumpus

Colleges & Universities Yale University
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<p><a href=“http://www.yale.edu/rumpus/archives/pdf/yalerumpus.com_feb05.pdf[/url]”>http://www.yale.edu/rumpus/archives/pdf/yalerumpus.com_feb05.pdf&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>"Speaking of chicks, a pre-frosh admitted to Yale early action was on an overnight visit when his hosts lost track of him at a party in L-Dub. Around 1 AM, one of the hosts began the search for the wayward son and soon found him…underneath a female Branford senior. The 17-year-old high school senior later told his host that…he ‘really wants to come to Yale.’ "</p>

<p>Anyone we know?</p>

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<p>I’m going to bump this because I found it hilarious…</p>

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<p>lol…</p>

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<p>Good, god, I wish I had worked harder on my Yale app.</p>

<p>Damn.</p>