Fulfill Your Duties Cornellians

Colleges & Universities Cornell University
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<p>I came across this link as I was surfing the web: <a href=“http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cornell_University[/url]”>http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Cornell_University&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

<p>This is a calling to all Cornellians and pre-Cornellians alike to pick up the pen/keyboard and fulfill your duty to Cornell by making this article as funny as possible.</p>

<p>Uncle Ezra Wants You!</p>