<p>LTS - It’s my favorite Llama song in the same way that my D is my favorite D. There’s no collection! But it’s probably right to worry about me anyway - I do think the song is fun. Can’t imagine what possessed the writer/creator/singer – speaking of too much time on someone’s hands. Such classic lines: “doorknob ankle cold”. :D</p>
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<p>dadofsam - Thanks! just sent the link to my S1.</p>
<p>ROTFL ya’ll have slid off the slope…</p>
<p>I’d like to send the llama song to someone but I am afraid…lolol</p>
<p>Thought you might like to know that I got an ad for an “Alpaca & Llama poo picker.” I guess that combines llamas and <a href=“mailto:cr@p”>cr@p</a>…</p>
<p>My freshman-year roommate and I watched the Llama song way too much for our own good!</p>
<p>A one L lama is a priest
A two L llama is a beast
And I will bet a silk pajama
There isn’t any three L lllama!</p>
<p>And … since the roof fell in on my office this morning, complete with waterfall, (LTS, I thought of YOU and the red shoes) I am not in the mood for any phone calls regarding llamas or other exotic farm animals!</p>
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<p>^^^ROFL!!! I suspect the mods may be having a little fun with us, too :D</p>
<p>cnp, are your animals OK?</p>
<p>Llama song lyrics?</p>
<p>Heres a llama.
Theres a llama and another little llama.
Fuzzy llama.
Funny llama.
Llama llama duck.
Llama llama.
Cheesecake llama.
Tablet brick potato llama.
Llama llama mushroom llama.
Llama llama duck.
I was once a treehouse. I lived in a cake.
But i never saw the way, the orange slayed the rake.
I was only three years dead, but it told a tale.
And now listen child, to the safty rail.
Did you ever see a llama kiss a llama on the llama?
Llama’s llama.
Taste of llama.
Llama llama duck.
Half a llama.
Twice the llama.
Not a llama.
Farmer llama.
Llama in a car.
Alarm a llama.
Llama duck.
Is it how it’s told now?
Is it all so old?
Is it made of lemon juice?
Doorknob. ankle. cold.
Now my song is getting thin.
I’ve run out of luck.
Time for me to retire now.
And become a duck.</p>
<p>and the daily llama! (ba dum ching!)
Llama! Llama! Llama!</p>
<p>Hey, my ad now says “Learn Audio Recording”! :D</p>
<p>The animals are FINE! The only thing hurt is my office. And my temper. And my feet which are wet. And my ceiling is missing. Perhaps the landlord’s morning was damaged as well as he had definitely finished his coffee before I called! I had just seen him in Starbucks before I found the ceiling to my office on my desk chair …</p>
<p>This little shopping center used to have a Chinese restaurant next door – and the proprietors grounded their electrical equipment to the building piping. It set up an electrolysis that corroded the piping. The pipes, mostly over the pet shop, spring leaks on a fairly regular basis.</p>
<p>cnp, when you said your roof collapsed, I had this vision of hamsters and other critters escaping from their toppled cages and running wild around your store! Gosh, I hope you are OK. I can not believe someone would be so dumb to do this to the pipes! Plumbing disasters are my worst nightmare, and H hates dealing with them, since he is more of a volt and amp kind of guy.</p>
<p>Dear Sir: Please send me two mongeese. (?)</p>
<p>Dear Sir: Please send me two mongooses. (?)</p>
<p>Dear Sir: Please send me a mongoose and while you’re</p>
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<p>One of my students wrote an end-of-the-year newsletter stating that “Jordan will be elected the next Dollie Llama because she is so wise”.
Oh dear. Spell check is sooooo helpful!</p>
<p>No llama ads if you use firefox instead of internet explorer.</p>
<p>Last Sunday morning I told my son it was worth getting out of bed just to read Pearls Before Swine. That diorama strip posted earlier was awesome.</p>
<p>binx, thanks for the llama song! I’ll have to send it to my DS - the high school he attended had two llamas (used as pack animals on hiking trips). I think perhaps they need a theme song for the school!</p>
<p>It would be a great school theme song. Perhaps a commentary on irrelevance? :)</p>
<p>Llamas are awesome. When we were buying our Honda Fit I swear I was influenced by the photo in the brochure showing a llama being transported in the back. :)</p>
<p>Now there is an “Obama LLama Song” on youtube.</p>