<p>With our border collie eyes we are going to stare at you till you give in…radar eyes…yeah, pizza crust!!!</p>
<p>citygirlsmom:
We have two Bedlington Terriers - they are the dogs that look like sheep. There is a Border Collie on our street who is absolutely enthralled with them. Unfortunately, he is in an invisible fence and I do not know the owners so the dogs have never really met. But it is pretty funny the way he looks at my dogs…</p>
<p>Its the border collie stare…I wish I had it…you know, when someone cuts in front of you in line, or, when someone is too slow at the post office…</p>
<p>Yeah, mine try and herd little dogs</p>
<p>I really do apprecate it when you come from work and tell me that I am the smartest person you have spoken to all day.</p>
<p>No, I will still not let you in on the secret lives of dogs</p>
<p>Yes I am that furry little child that you did not give birth to.</p>
<p>why is my howling noise and your howling singing.</p>
<p>Okay, it was soooo embarrassing today, see I am a Great Dane and a big one. My loverly owner was following behind me as is appropriate. I decided this was the perfect corner to do my, ahem, business, #2…my slave, er owner, stood behind me, with a big green garbage bag under my tale, to catch the pooh. As I was a little embarrassed by the clumsiness of my feeder, I started to walk and pooh, so my massager waddled behind me to catch my pooh before it hit the ground as it is very special pooh that must be carried around. Thank goodness no one saw this. I would just die.</p>
<p>This is very curious, because I am a mutt, and my slave also deems my poo very important. She packages it in a ritual wrapping, walks with it for a time, and then puts it in a metallic shrine, where other slaves also make pilgrimages to deposit their packages of poo…</p>
<p>Does your slave collect it from the back yard and save it in the big neat smelling bins by the house? </p>
<p>At our house, with us three Border Collies, we have different barks for the postman, the bus, the King (daddy), and when our slaves are late taking us out. It is so frustrating waiting for our walker to get the right coat on. We are always dressed and prepared to go out on a seconds notice, while our slaves are just soooo unorganized.</p>
<p>Here is my question:</p>
<p>Why do the slaves love to carry our poop around in their front paws, but they become so perturbed when it gets on their rear paws?</p>
<p>I dunno. They are very strange!! I dunno know why we have no thumbs. Imagine what WE could do if we had thumbs!!!</p>
<p>I have one border collie/aussie mix and often my only claim to being the alpha dog around the house is that I do have opposable thumbs! I am pretty glad my dog does not (though she is amazingly intelligent!). God bless you for living with 3 bc’s! My hat’s off to you…one is a full time job for me!</p>