Funny texts from kids

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Last weekend, two of my sons were driving back to their college in Texas. I worry while they are traveling and usually text them a few times during their 8hr trip from Kansas. Here is the exchange I had with one of my sons (not the driver, of course. . .)

Mom: Where are you now?
Son: Just outside Atoka, Oklahoma
Mom: Is everything OK?
Son: Yes, everything is OK, but in an hour or so everything will be TX.
Mom: lol
(3 hours later. . . they should’ve arrived in less than 2 hours)
Mom: Ummm. . .did you guys get back to campus yet?
Son: Yes
Mom: Thanks for letting me know. Is everything TX?
Son: Yes
Mom: Sending you a KS
Son: No more puns pls

Anyone else??

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Here’s an exchange I had with one of my kids:

D: Who is Larry Fine?
Me: Moe, Larry, Curly. The 3 Stooges.
D: No really.
Me: 3 Stooges. Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck. I keep trying to think but nuttin’ happens!
D: No. I’m at some lifetime award thing at a *** Smoozefest and he’s being honored and I don’t know who he is.
Me: Oh. Different Larry Fine.
Me: That one died in 1975. Your guy is ***.
D: okay. Well he’s talking so I know he’s not dead.

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when I’m coming home w groceries I text both my kids: “door” which means open the door so I can carry 2 bags and not have to fumble with keys. Daughter always opens door and son texts: “what?”