Funny ways to screw up an FRQ?

Test Preparation
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<p>haha me and my friends were discussing funny intros i.e:</p>

<p>What would you do for a Klondike bar? Would you draft the declaration of Independence? Well jefferson did…
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… in conclusion people will do some funny things for a Klondike bar, and because of this we are now a sovereign nation.</p>

<p>or put a bunch of innuendos in there relating missles and bunkers and other thing s like that… do you think they’d actually ding you for stuff like that…</p>

<p>Or talk in rapper language like end everysentence in foo!</p>

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<p>Well they might think…
“Wow this kid is getting his history confused. The Klondike bar was invented in 1929, and became America’s number one selling ice cream. Obviously Thomas Jefferson was not alive at this time, and therefore this could not have been his motivation for writing the Declaration. Let’s give this idiot a 0 on his FRQ”</p>

<p>=) Yea…it would go something like that</p>

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<p>that harsh for such a slight error… jeez…
my apush teacher says even huge errors like saying the Molasses act occured due to the Bolshevic Revolution only result in like 1 pt being detucted</p>

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<p>hahaha fine fine…
“Let’s give this idiot an 8!”</p>

<p>would that be better?
And that’s assuming everything else was perfect but I guess we can give you the benefit of the doubt. =)</p>

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<p>… i really wanted sum one with like 75 MC to do something dorky on an FRQ … but no… </p>

<p>i think they would at least be entertained… esp if it had relevent historical info on it</p>

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<p>who has time to think of funny intros during the APUSH test??</p>

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<p>My USH teacher once told me that there were actually people who wrote about how hard there week had been, how they couldn’t fit any time to study, to give them a break, the hard cruel life to struggle in society, etc.</p>

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<p>You know SalikSyed…it could have worked
For example…for Science Olympiad the test for my subject was pretty much short answer. My partner freaked out when I did this (she thought we were going to like fail because of it) but I started doodling on parts of the paper and like when we guessed I’d draw a smiley face next to our BSed answer and stuff. Well…we came in second? =)</p>

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<p>Yeah I think next year I’ll just take some weird AP like AP German (I take Spanish) and write about whatever crosses my mind on the test.</p>

<p>One day, the muffin decided it wanted a sex change.</p>

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<p>Instead of an FRQ, write erotic literature, or draw an erotic flip book in the test booklet.</p>

<p>We figured that if someone has been correcting essays for 5 hours straight, they would probably welcome the change.</p>