Funny yet very, very true...

[synesthesiac]

<p>the fact that IB is immensely hard is exemplified through facebook and blogs…just find stuff for IB, especially funny stuff, which perfectly exemplifies just how rigorous the program is…</p>

<p>for example:</p>

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You take a look at your computer screen, and besides the facebook window, you have open:</p>

<p>1) Microsoft Word - 2,354 words on Social Identity Development for your TOK Extended Essay
2) Microsoft Word - Physics Electric Motor Lab Write-up
3) Microsoft Word - 3 pages of your Lit Commentary on Madame Bovary
4) Freetranslation.com - Because sometimes that dictionary is just too far away.
5) Microsoft Excel - Physics Coefficients of Friction Lab Data Chart
6) Microsoft Word - Biology Lab Write-up
7) Google.com - SEARCHING SEARCHING.
8) GALILEO - Looking for a flipping History article, ANY opinionated article on the causes of the American Revolution
9) Microsoft Word - El Guia del Teatro para La Clase de Espanol</p>

<p>…
“Good thing I only have a little homework left.”

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<p>You Know You’re In IB When …

1. You are already planning where your lockers will be next year.
2. At least 4 of your classes (history, english, TOK, psychology) are talking about almost the same thing, or at least you think they are … it could be an illusion … maybe you’re not in class at all …
3. You start walking in geometric circles.
4. You start analyzing random books, song lyrics, and street signs.
5. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you’ve said it before.
6. A good night’s sleep is 5 hours.
7. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you’ve said it before.
8. You can’t enjoy a heart-warming cartoon because the French grammar is wrong.
9. You have made up complicated metaphors relating your love life to a card game and have fun doing it.
10. 16 + 2 = … wait, let me get my graphing calculator!
11. The idea of “getting off on tangents” is hilariously funny.
12. You start overanalyzing the rainbows on people’s clothing.
13. You write a newsletter half in Latin.
14. Your Physics teacher knows how to say “outstanding” in over 30 languages, yet chooses “cool beans!”
15. You need a graphing calculator to bake.
16. You’re disappointed when you only get 100% on a test.
17. You’re smarter than all your teachers … no, that just means you’re in public school.
18. You relax vicariously through your non-IB friends (what non-IB friends???).
19. You forget to breathe.
20. Your backpack is heavier than you are.
21. You realize that something is missing when your backpack feels too light.
22. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you’ve said it before.
23. You complain that you can’t store notes on your graphing calculator for the IB English exam.
24. You write parodies of Faulkner’s work for fun.
25. You attempt to do your extended essay on Dr. Seuss.
26. Your idea of a 3 AM party game is analyzing the socio-political commentary in Dr. Seuss.
27. You complain about studying for your foreign language exam … in multiple foreign languages.
28. You write stories and give them to other people to analyze for you because you don’t understand them.
29. You were a pair of antennae (deedleyboppers) on your head and think you’re a water molecule.
30. The fact that “wear” is spelled wrong in #29 bothers you. a lot.
31. You forget the meaning of the words “free time” yet remember the meaning of “literary analysis” (n. )
32. You have complicated dreams about graphing circles and ellipses.
33. You take over the hallways in the morning before school, unloading your bookbag and settling in for a 30-minute homework party.
34. You walk in the movement patterns of a knight to improve your chess strategy while you nap on your way to your next class.
35. You have theological discussions at parties
36. You have theoretical physics discussions at parties.
37. The number on your screen name corresponds to the page number that character you use for your screen name has an appearance in the book you got it from.
38. Whenever you’re watching a movie you find all the motifs and themes … without trying.
39. “Friends” and “fellow IBers” are interchangeable.
40. You go to bed at 3 AM and think, “Oh, it’s an early night!”
41. Your favorite saying is “If I get a hundred on every test for the rest of the year …”
42. Social life? What’s that?
43. You’ve fooled yourself into believing that colleges actually care whether you’re in IB or not.
44. You try to wake up fast enough to catch yourself sleeping - and succeed.
45. You talk to yourself in the 3rd person.
46. You write sentences on multiple choice tests.
47. It’s okay to fail, so long as you are not alone.
48. You frequently catch yourself saying “What?? We had homework??”
49. You say the same sentence over and over again, not realizing you’ve said it before.
    50.The Sun is too loud.
50. Trees begin threatening you.
51. You can see individual air molecules vibrating.
52. While writing a TOK paper, you begin to actually understand the material.
53. You explore the possibility of setting up an IV drip of espresso.
54. You wonder if brewing is an essential step in the consumption of coffee.
55. Things become “Very Clear”.
56. You begin speaking in a language that only you and Channelers can understand.
57. You believe that if you think hard enough, you can levitate.
58. You heart beats in 7/8 time.
59. You and Reality file for divorce.
60. It appears that people are speaking to you in binary code.
61. You have great revelations concerning Life, the Universe, and Everything else, but can’t quite find the words for them before the white glow fades, leaving you more confused than before. Oh well, ice cream time!
62. You discover the aesthetic beauty of school supplies.
63. You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject, get into a nasty row about it, lose, and refuse to talk to yourself for the rest of the day.
64. You yell: “STOP TOUCHING ME!!!” even though you’re the only person in the room.
65. You manage to complete a semesters worth of homework the day before the term ends.
66. You finish your extended essay shortly after midnight. Your smile of satisfaction fades when you remember to start on your World Lit paper.
67. You’ve sold your soul … and have to wait 4 years to get it back.
68. You cloned yourself so you could sell your clones’ souls to each of your teachers.
69. Desperate to fill up your CAS hours, you claim watching a black and white movie as “creativity” and walking your dog as “activity”, and your teacher approves it.
70. You have a special “test writing sweater” that you wore to all the IB exams.
71. Your idea of impure thoughts is whether or not to copy math homework.
72. You can count your first math quiz grade on one hand.
73. You wonder if there’s SparkNotes on the Calculus book.
74. You don’t really cheat - you just tell people the answers.
75. Cheating became too difficult, so you took up telepathy.
76. You have a tab running at Barnes & Noble.
77. BN.com, amazon.com, and Books-A-Million offered to give you a free shipment/order each so you took full advantage of it and are now banned from those stores/sites (it took 6 semis to deliver the orders!)
78. You understand that the list skipped from 77 to 89 for one sole reason: LACK OF SLEEP.
79. You’ve consulted tarot cards for hints on a History test.
80. You have the library on speed dial.
81. You’ve developed an imprint of your book bag in your back.
82. Your best hope for most classes is either divine intervention or a strategically placed lightning bolt.
83. Your books weigh more than you do.
84. Your thesis for the Extended Essay is whether or not Bert and Ernie are gay.
85. Your alternate thesis for the Extended Essay is why IB jokes/checklists are so prolific and the amount of fact contained within them.
86. You plead insanity on a research paper.
87. Your plea is accepted by your teacher.
88. You do your essays on the plane ride to school. (the list goes on till like 250)

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[Jakor]

<p>Yeps… I think, because of IB, I’ve lost about 10 years of my overall lifespan. It’s okay though, I don’t want to be that old anyway.</p>

[Fides_et_Ratio]

<p>IB sounds bizarre. Like it`s a part of the New World Order or something… a UN brain-washing program.</p>

[synesthesiac]

<p>Brain-developing program, yes!</p>

<p>Remember, this is our IB kids’ way of mocking the program…:p</p>