GAME: Be as unhelpful as possible.

Pre-College Topics High School Life
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<p>I’m supposed to be writing an English essay right now, but I simply can’t be bothered. </p>

<p>Here’s how the game works: you are to respond to the question above you, with a piece of advice/a suggestion that is completely irrelevant. The object of this game is to be as random and silly as possible. =P</p>

<p>Example: </p>

<p>Q: “A CD’s stuck in my computer. How can I get it out without having it sent to the repair store?”
A: “Eat your vegetables.”</p>

<p>First question: Do you know any good techniques for self massage?</p>

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<p>(Oh, and don’t forget to post a new question immediately after your reply!)</p>

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<p>*There is no way to post in this thread in a truly unhelpful manner so it would be best to avoid it completely</p>

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<p>Try talking to her.</p>

<p>Should I buy a new pen because my favourite pen’s broken?</p>

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<p>I lost the game.</p>

<p>What is the meaning of life?</p>

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<p>How do I get into Harvard?</p>

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<p>^^^ that was being helpful</p>

<p>Apples ALWAYS help</p>

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<p>Try a good nights sleep.</p>

<p>I don’t know what song I want to listen to.</p>

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<p>get laid</p>

<p>What is base?</p>

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<p>Ask JEEEEee-Zus.</p>

<p>How can I make cleaning my room go by more quickly?</p>

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<p>Eat something</p>

<p>How can I not fail anything tomorrow?</p>

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<p>Eat an apple a day- it keeps the doctor away. :)</p>

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<p>There’s no question above mine.</p>

<p>How do I write my U of Chicago essay?</p>

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<p>Hold the reset button down for 10 seconds.</p>

<p>What’s the best free website builder?</p>

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<p>Take the stick out of there and go to a doctor immediately.</p>

<p>How can I make some extra money?</p>

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<p>Kill yourself.</p>

<p>Should I start my homework now?</p>

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<p>Dance on a table.</p>

<p>Should I eat cake?</p>

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<p>^Hey, that was helpful.</p>

<p>Eat some soy cheese.</p>

<p>My table is broken, how do I fix it?</p>

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<p>USE ONLY THE BLUE BOOK.</p>

<p>My laptop gets overheated too fast. What to do?</p>

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<p>Don’t make out with the boy with the purple hair.</p>