<p>Yes, I know the muffin man.</p>
<p>How do I get to the mountaintop?</p>
<p>Did you check whether you programmed it correctly?</p>
<p>How much is an iPod Touch?</p>
<p>You get the best of both worlds</p>
<p>Where can I get free condoms?</p>
<p>Go out on the roof and gaze up at the stars on a clear night. </p>
<p>How do you deal with a paper cut?</p>
<p>Shun the nonbeliever, shunnn.</p>
<p>Why did the chicken cross the road?</p>
<p>Sexual Reproduction </p>
<p>Why can’t plants/fungi/protists have NORMAL life cycles like humans to make it easier for me to study?</p>
<p>so live your life ay ay ay ay ay ay</p>
<p>Why has it been raining like non-stop here since forever? It’s very annoying.</p>
<p>Your mom.</p>
<p>What color are invisible unicorns?</p>
<p>Can you get the door for me?</p>
<p>Omg, when will I get my PSAT score?</p>
<p>Perhaps you should light a fire in your fireplace first.</p>
<p>What do I do if I don’t have a question?</p>
<p>Help the unfortunate</p>
<p>Why did I lose 7 pounds in like a week?</p>
<p>Pollution is bad.</p>
<p>What does this “Less plastic? Fantastic” Sticker from saving a plastic bag say, "Have you seen B.O.B? on it? </p>
<p>Oh lol I get it now… (there’s random sticker in front of me)</p>
<p><em>No comment</em></p>
<p>I think I have a stalker. What do I do?</p>
<p>I think it is a lovely day for a run.</p>
<p>Why is HSL addicting?</p>
<p>I want to eat you.</p>
<p>Can someone get me some chocolate?</p>
<p>zap v3 can</p>
<p>should I take piano class next trimester?</p>
<p>Follow the yellow brick road, you can’t go wrong.</p>
<p>I want to have sex with a footballer, how can I do this?</p>
<p>You should eat a cheeseburger.</p>
<p>Should I eat cereal?</p>
<p>A better use of your time would be to stare at trees</p>
<p>Should I fill out transcript forms and stuff now?</p>
<p>Jump through your window.</p>
<p>Should I return the stuff I bought from Black Friday?</p>