<p>Habia una vex un wey que queria entrar a Principeton… tu lo sigues cabron</p>
<p>Translation for the WASPie Princeton Wannabies (I meant that in a loving way, seeing as no one replied to this post):</p>
<p>Habia una vez un wey que queria entrar a Principeton…tu lo sigues cabron.</p>
<p>There once was a dude (direct translation is ox) who wanted to go to Princeton…you continue [the story] friend (direct translation is goat).</p>
<p>Here I go…</p>
<p>El cabron dijo al wey, “No seas hueco, che. Obviamente, Yale es la universidad mejor en todo el mundo. No seas tonto amigo wey.” Y los dos entraron a Yale y vivieron contentos.</p>
<p>Sorry I ended your game Calculusboy, but no one was going to play anyway.</p>