<p>well, i already wrote this…
but a guy on horseback rides around the country, shouting “the envelopes are coming!”</p>
<p>make a cake proportional to the size of a human for every acceptee, ship it to their homes, and have the mascot jump out of the cake in front of every incoming student.</p>
<p>very creative pamplemousse25 :)</p>
<p>OK, how about notification by singing gorilla telegram. According to this website, GTown can have the option to accompany the acceptance with a Mini Me Gorilla, some non-alcoholic Jungle Party Potion, and bongo drums.</p>
<p>[Gorilla</a> Singing Telegrams](<a href=“http://www.singingtelegrams.com.au/gorillapage.htm]Gorilla”>http://www.singingtelegrams.com.au/gorillapage.htm)</p>
<p>This would of course require all of us to travel to Australia since this seems to be an Australian company, but at the rate GTown is proceeding with notifications I don’t see that as a problem.</p>
<p>If we don’t think we can make it to Australia, then there’s always Sass Parilla, the blue singing gorilla. His website doesn’t say he does singing telegrams, but…</p>
<p>[Blue</a> Singing Gorilla](<a href=“http://www.sassparilla.com/]Blue”>http://www.sassparilla.com/)</p>
<p>I know it’s been a while since I got my G-Town acceptance letter, but…</p>
<p>It might be faster if it crashed with Oceanic Flight 815, only to have Jack Bauer pick up each letter and deliver it to every person’s house personally. At least then, you’d have the Bauer guarantee of 24 hours.</p>
<p>On the same note, the box that Tom Hanks finally delivers in “Castaway.”</p>