<p>He knows that he can’t beat Bill on speaking circuit (since he can’t speak), he will be a side comic MC on a game show. He was on Deal or No Deal last night. He had some funny lines.</p>
<p>I think he and Hil can do a Fred and Ginger…(NOT!)</p>
<p>Is the baseball commissioner position available?</p>
<p>Reality show entitled “Where’s Dubya?” in which he’s placed anywhere in the world and he has to figure out where he is. First episode: Iraq.</p>
<p>He could go work for Osama (no, I didn’t scramble the letters). Oh, wait, he’s been working for the Bin Laden family for the past eight years, so he might want a little change of pace. :rolleyes:</p>
<p>He spends a lot of his free time supposedly “clearing brush” on his Texas ranch. Maybe in retirement he can finally get caught up on his brush clearing.</p>
<p>Greeter at Wal-Mart. He can dance for the people, the way he soft-shoed waiting for McCain or as he did yesterday at the North American Leadership Conference in New Orleans. I’m sure some of the depressed and ‘bitter’ Wal-Mart shoppers will love to see Dubya’s smooth moves.</p>
<p>I like the game show host idea. The smirk could work…</p>
<p>Or, if brush clearing gets old, he could convert the Crawford “ranch” back into a working pig farm…</p>
<p>He should work at Walter Reed Hospital taking care of the soldiers he maimed.</p>
<p>^^I’d agree, but I do not think he is competent to give them the care they deserve.</p>
<p>Maybe he can live among the 2.2 million refugees he made homeless.</p>
<p>I would like to see him assume the presidency of Wesleyan University, Oberlin College or, perhaps, Bard College.</p>
<p>On second thought, perhaps he would find Antioch College less stressful.</p>
<p>He can be an advisor to President McCain.</p>
<p>‘W’, along with Billary are going to revive the old show “To tell the truth”. It should last about one nite and come back on the air with the new title “Mission Impossible”.</p>
<p>Hunting with Cheney.</p>
<p>^ One of them might be accidentally dead after the trip</p>
<p>“Accidentally”</p>
<p>Oh, gosh, I never thought of that…;)</p>
<p>I think he’d make a great ventriloquist dummy (or maybe he could buy his own private island and become leader of the “unfree” world.)</p>