<p>I haven’t watched TV since Moonlighting went off the air (except for history channel and sports). Not snobby, just no time.</p>
<p>a few fries short of a Happy Meal.
a few sandwiches short of a picnic.
one taco short of a combination plate.
as sharp as a marble.
a 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.
a couple of dilithium crystals short of a warp core.
a couple of knights short of a Crusade.
a couple of togas short of an orgy.
a couple of volts below threshold.
a couplet short of a sonnet.
Got no coins in the old fountain
Got no filter in the coffee maker</p>
<p>Finally…</p>
<p>I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. </p>
<p>(I have tickets for Spamalot!)</p>