<p>Well, seeing as this has become the topic at hand, I’ll contribute after all:</p>
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<li><p>People will follow him anywhere… but only out of curiosity.</p></li>
<li><p>He’s not so much of a has-been, but more of a definitely won’t-be.</p></li>
<li><p>When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change whatever foot was already in there.</p></li>
<li><p>He carries out his responsibilities to his entire satisfaction.</p></li>
<li><p>He would be out of his depth in a puddle.</p></li>
<li><p>He has delusions of adequacy.</p></li>
<li><p>He has reached rock bottom and gotten out the jackhammer.</p></li>
<li><p>He sets low personal standards and consistently fails to meet them.</p></li>
<li><p>He has the wisdom of youth and the energy of old age.</p></li>
<li><p>He should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.</p></li>
<li><p>Behaves when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.</p></li>
<li><p>He would push for hours on a door clearly marked “pull”.</p></li>
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<p>Thank you! Thank you! I’m here until Friday! Try the salmon! It’s to die for! ;)</p>
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<p>Not only that, but unless you are able to cross-connect your deuterium supply to the electrical system, the backup power to the life support systems will run out in a few days!</p>
<p>Yes, I’m a Trek geek, too. :D</p>