<p>Hi there, I’m Alexander and I just wanted to introduce myself.</p>
<p>Hi, friend!</p>
<p>…do you like stuffing your cheeks full of block cheese and licking the heads of subway rats, too?</p>
<p>hi, and lol…</p>
<p>Hey!</p>
<p>Plattsburgh,</p>
<p>Unfortunately, I’m too in tune with reality to enjoy that particular urban, outdoors past time.</p>