<p>In this thread, we praise Princeton as the best university in the world and mercilessly attack anyone who says otherwise. I’ll begin.</p>
<p>Praise be to Princeton, king of schools and school of kings!</p>
<p>All hail the Tigers, beasts of royalty! :)</p>
<p>We Hail!!!</p>
<p>Hm. I want to give you guys something to attack, just to keep your tiger teeth sharp, but Princeton’s pretty cool.</p>