"God Bless America"

[_tisthetruth]

<p>In that case:</p>

<p>The next time this happens, I will add a footnote, so the message will read:

God bless the world* and the universe**</p>

<p><em>except earthly creatures who want to be exempt from God’s blessing
*</em>No offense to those who don’t believe in extraterrestrials or that these creatures should be blessed, and to extraterrestrials who don’t want to be blessed

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