God made English teachers so they could ruin your life.

<p>My last Eng. teacher was an angry, perverted bi***…probably because her husband got sent to jail for cheating on her with a student when he was teaching at my (former) high school…yeah. She gave us 2 projects, 2 tests, and made us read 2 books (Portrait of the Artist and Hedda Gabbler) at the same time for the last 3 weeks of senior year…and made us do 40 pages of study guides for those books. Mmmhmmm, I am so glad to have graduated…she should just retire.</p>