Groton according to urban dictionary

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<p>HAHA. The following is Groton School according to urban dictionary. It’s clearly written by a Groton student with a huge bias, not by me. I would never insult Middlesex. Anyways, read it. It makes me laugh…</p>

<p>“Groton” refers to a number of small towns in the New England area, but more importantly, it’s best known association is with the Groton School of Groton, MA. </p>

<p>Groton School is an elite institution that everyone that currently goes to Andover, Exeter, St. Paul’s, and etc. got rejected from. Its small class size and world-renown teachers afford Grotonians with an unparalleled education, preparing them for the “active work of life,” defined as making billions of dollars, running the US government, or simply being “sick at life.” </p>

<p>Because Groton is an exceptional institution, there are numerous schools that attempt to mimic Groton’s stature. For example, Middlesex, upon seeing the greatness of Groton’s circle, also based their campus around a circular common-green. However, Middlesex’s circle has various paths running across it, making it ugly. </p>

<p>Groton’s rival is St. Mark’s School (SMS), but since SMS was ranked at the very bottom of every list comparing private schools in New England, it’s not really fair to make these two disparate schools rivals. The only thing that keeps these two schools as rivals is the fact that St. Mark’s students are neanderthals and thus good at traditionally brutish sports like football and hockey, but as witnessed by last year’s St. Mark’s/Groton Day, Groton pounded St. Mark’s in the ass, also known as the football gridiron. Either way, whatever athletic ability St. Mark’s School has pales in comparison with Groton’s stellar SAT scores.</p>

<p>Groton has many distinct tradtiions. For example, feeds are provided by faculty members to Groton students as a form of snack or meal, depending on the group size; it is not a synonym for lunch/dinner as Boston Magazine erroneously claims.
Some synonyms for Groton include: sick-nasty, exceptional, one of a kind, etc. </p>

<p>“Dude, did you get into Groton?”</p>

<p>“Nah, I’m too stupid, that’s why I’m here at Middlesex” </p>

<p>“Hey, how many people from our school got into Harvard, Yale, and Princeton?” </p>

<p>“No idea, but probably a lot fewer than Groton…” - A conversation between two Andover students.</p>

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<p>Hm. Well, whoever wrote that’s being a terrible representative of Groton. Could they get any cockier?</p>

<p>You should look up Deerfieldian and Choatie. That’s some intense hate going on there. They passed “friendly rivalry” a loonngg time ago…</p>

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<p>Lol, apparently one thing Groton kids certainly have is a sense of humor. I think they are not actually being serious - it’s clearly a tongue in cheek attempt at humor it does not reflect badly on the school at all - in my opinion anyways. My life long idol (FDR) went to Groton - even though he hated it. For that reason alone I hold the school in very high regard. If I ever become President of the United States of America - I’ll be looking towards a Groton lad (FDR) for guidance. :)</p>

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<p>Yah, I don’t think that it reflects poorly on the school. It is pretty funny, and it makes me want to be accepted to Groton ever more!</p>

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<p>I don’t think this article does a disservice to the school. For the most part, urban dictionary articles on schools are, well, interesting to say the least. I find it all humorous, but to be taken with a grain of salt. I spent an afternoon looking schools up, when I was extremely bored and was annoyed that there was still 8 weeks until March 10th…lol</p>

<p>Kafka…I presume you’ve read the definitions for Hotchkiss…I found the second one slightly offensive. But whatever, anything can be said on the internet.</p>

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<p>Belmont Hill anybody</p>

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<p>“That’s why I’m here at Middlesex.” A conversation between two Andover students.</p>

<p>And this guy is calling students at other schools stupid…</p>

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<p>Oh, and I’d hate to be a “Choatie…” Sounds an awful lot like chode. Deerfieldian, however, sounds a little better, although it still doesn’t exactly roll off the tongue.</p>

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<p>definitely dont wanna go to groton if everyone there’s as arrogant as that…</p>

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<p>hey I just went to urban dictionary… and there’s this other entry for Groton:
(just thought you might be interested)</p>

<p>and also, please note that I do NOT hold any personal grudge for Groton and am NOT insulting it… I just thought it might be interesting… </p>

<p>While also being a place, Groton is mostly used in context to reference the Groton school. Filled with idiots, the Groton School is hated by all except those who go there. Other schools hate it because all the people who go there think they’re amazing, and the locals hate it because it sucks in every way imaginable. Groton is especially know for having really arrogant students who think that being rich is the same as being smart. Groton accepts any ■■■■■■ who lies on their application, believing that lies are better than the truth. Cheating is accepted at Groton, as thats how most people at Groton will live their lives in the future; by cheating off of other people’s hard work. It is also common knowledge that kids who attend Groton enjoy sticking broomsticks up each other’s asses for fun. Stupid, Spoiled, and Ugly Whores are also a common sight at Groton. But then again what would you expect from a school with a ****in zebra for a mascot.</p>

<p>and again, don’t get me wrong!</p>

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<p>I LOVE IT!</p>

<p>That was GREAT. It sounds pretty accurate, too, from what I’ve heard from others including all the people in my extended family who went to and subsequently got expelled from Groton…</p>

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<p>HAHA, this is another one that I found for Deerfield…</p>

<p>One of the most highly selective boarding schools in the nation. An acceptance rate of less than 18% sets it apart from most other prep schools. Rival, Choate Rosemary Hall accepts all walks of life with a shamefully high rate of 28%.
Congratulations… You were accepted to Deerfield, that is quite a feat.</p>

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<p>School definitions on urbandictionary.com are pretty funny but of course they are unreliable. Deerfieldians write about Choate in a very unfavorable way, Exonians insult Andover students etc. Urbandictionary is no Wikipedia, but still, there is a grain of truth in every definition, even the most biased one.</p>

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<p>Check out Adover, Exeter, Exonian, Choatie, Deerfieldian, Deerfield, Choate. </p>

<p>Oh, Andover’s gets pretty vulgar. Some Andover Public High student wrote about how he and his fellow students hate PA students.</p>

<p>Apparently when Andover High students drive by PA kids, they shout “catboner,” and PA students say “apply next year.”</p>

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<p>Benevolent…I almost applied to Andover specifically so I could yell that out my window…not enough time though.</p>

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<p>haha… jealousy</p>

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<p>hahaha Choate:</p>

<p>An institution to house the mentally deficient. Overrun with children whose parents no longer want to have to put up with them. Synonymous with hell-hole. Even though considered a preparatory school, it is looked down upon by the more prestigious schools. Choate may be well-known around the world, but only because so many people go there, i.e. the 26% acceptance rate. Choate’s successes are not counted in their alumni or academic honors, but in the number of hot dogs consumed on average daily in the dining hall. There is a general lack of personal hygiene, both for the students, and their environment. Regardless of the socio-economic standard discipline is lacking, and the majority of alumni, well, you can’t really call them alumni, they never left the school. Choate has now gone from a 9-12 boarding school, to a care facility for the mentally ill and deficient. While this may all sound daunting, there is some silver-lining. At their last curling match, their star athlete managed to hold off the 956th ranked special Olympian, with his final toss, he managed to overcome his opponent, setting a school record for least losses in a season, making his record 1-64. He shattered the previous record by over 50 losses, which was the chess team, which went on a record-setting season in '87, their record standing at 1-134. Choate, while not renowned for their academics or their athletics, may be the choice for your child, if you just don’t want to see him anymore.
“Did you hear about that alumnus from Choate?”
“You mean the one who was caught selling pot to 3-year-olds?”
“Yeah”
“I almost went to Choate, but then decided that I wanted to get out of Juvie and change my life!”
“Way to make the good decision!”</p>

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<p>Haha… A Deerfieldian</p>

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<ol>
<li>"(female)- Animals, usually hairy and disturbingly fat-characteristic huge lips for kissing enough college admission officer ass, and adorned in stolen or repossessed jewlery to divert attention from their otherwise shocking appearence. Shallow personalities are not uncommon and neither are irritating attitudes. Love to chase wealth and men in their twenties Phil if not older. Adorned in “forest green” with collars popped -as they term it- and tend to parade it, much to the discontent of society in general. Infantile manners and intellect. If spotted, please call pest control.
Example: Deerfieldian, shine my shoes. "</li>
</ol>

<p>4." A group of students attending Deerfield Academy with the same intelliegence compared with their ancestoral roots the Neanderthals. Unreasonable amounts of body hair can be found on their female species which has led researchers to suspect that Deerfield has held on to their age old tradition of an all boys education. That being said, Deerfieldians still hold a special place in our Society today. They are good at the occupation of “Tool”, “Homo-sexual”, “Preppy wannabes”, etc. and make good targets for other schools to trash on them. Their location (Deerfield Mass.) is out in the boonies and they resort to alternative activities deemed extremely uncivilized.
DA Student 1: Ug! Ug!
DA Student 2: Unga Bunga! "</p>

<p>LOL @ urban dictionary’s definition of Deerfield… ahah!
(i’m aware that this is mean. i love deerfield too, so don’t hate ~)</p>