<p>so i got a letter from the honors college at Central Florida, saying that id have guarunteed admission if i complete an application due to my national merit deal.
so for the essay, i (jokingly) considered just writing the same sentence over and over a la “the shining.”
any other interesting/funny ideas, if you knew you would get in anyways?</p>
<p>i think a guaranteed acceptance is pending on the fact that you don’t make a mockery out of their application. i dont think any school no matter how easy, wants students that would just joke around on their essays. there are plenty of students less qualified then you that will work extremely hard on that essay and actually want to go the college.</p>
<p>I agree. But then I’d do something funky with my essay, like use cute stationary with lots of stickers and crayon…ahahaha…xD</p>
<p>You’re app would be thrown away if you did something dumb like that. No need to make fun of the college even if you know you’d rather go somewhere else.</p>
<p>dude i was joking</p>
<p>Don’t worry i think its quite funny.</p>
<p>I think you should write the entire essay backwards, and claim you have dislexia at the end. See if they take the time to decipher it. lol.</p>
<p>lol…make it seem realistic, even if you’re kidding around.</p>
<p>Coleges is the best time in many peoples life. i hope to go to a good college like this so i can meat divers people. Also i hope to have best skils. Sadlly, not to many people cn have those skils. Thx to u for this application. Bye.</p>
<p>In concluson, all your base are belong to us.</p>
<p>This one time at band camp…</p>
<p>Create a whole essay ONLY using famous phrases from movies. </p>
<p>…Astalavista baby!</p>
<p>id turn in one of those internet essays lol</p>
<p>It’s nice that some universities offer full rides for Valedictorians. I’m not sure whether applying is necessary, but I assume that you just say ‘Yes’ and you are in.</p>
<p>"This one time at band camp…</p>
<p>Create a whole essay ONLY using famous phrases from movies. </p>
<p>…Astalavista baby!"</p>
<p>—I like this idea. XD</p>
<p>Heres what ppl in texas do. Since those in the top 10% are automatically in at austin, those who dont want to do honors just write 1 sentence saying “This is my essay.” Bam accepted</p>
<p>Haha, that’s true about Texas.</p>
<p>I know there was an essay on some great life experience, and one of my friends was gonna just put “I like ponies!” until his parents talked him out of it. (He’s top 5% and full of senioritis).</p>
<p>LOL THIS IS SUCH A SAD SAD THREAD.</p>
<p>wow.</p>
<p>Aaah the possibilities…You could write a dialogue, write it in that clicking language in Africa (I forget what it is called), write a haiku…</p>
<p>Write your whole essay in pig latin. About your love of languages.</p>
<p>I recommend the spew of gobbledygook from the MS character map. Boxes, slashes, question marks, random letters, numbers, maybe a little leet. </p>
<p>Another idea is an essay consisting only of Shakespearean insults.</p>
<p>I love shakspearean insults!</p>
<p>That is all.</p>
<p>Shakespearean insults. lulz.
“HO!!”</p>