<p>From Perez Hilton:</p>
<p>"As if she hasn't offended enough people by effing Jon Gosselin and befriending Michael Lohan, Hailey Glassman is campaigning to be on the reality show documenting "Jewish American Princesses." </p>
<p>“I’m the ultimate JAP,” said Hailey. "Besides Judaism, David Yurman is our religion! I could teach youngsters how to be good JAPS…wear black spandex and Uggs, only drink Pellegrino and never, ever drink tap water.”</p>
<p>STOOPID! Not to mention, her fug face is not fit for the camera. </p>
<p>And she's actually a frontrunner to join the cast!</p>
<p>“I think Hailey is an interesting character and would be great for reality TV,” said producer Jenn Hoffman.</p>
<p>Of course, Glassman continued to promote herself!</p>
<p>The disgrace to the race said: </p>
<p>“I definitely think I should be the first to be cast. I’m being brutally honest. I have a huge following. The media always makes fun of the things I say and the way I talk. I’d be great for the show. I actually had the same idea three months ago only I wanted to call it 'JAPS In the Hamptons.' </p>
<p>We JAPS have what I like to call entitlement syndrome. I only wear designer brands, I don’t eat meat off the bone, I drink Fiji water or Pellegrino. I would rather die of dehydration than drink tap water. My signature outfit is black spandex, Uggs and white v-neck t-shirts. It’s a different mentality.</p>
<p>JAPS in New York are kind of crazy, but I’m really nice. I’m family-oriented.”</p>
<p>Sounds like the "What's a Coastie" video had it nailed.</p>