<p>You’re legal enough to legally buy certain items.
Congratulations!</p>
<p>cookie, you beat me!</p>
<p>Eric, I just posted a message for you on Facebook, but two times can’t hurt.</p>
<p>Happy Birthday!</p>
<p>I was waiting all my life to post this thread.
Well… waiting all my life ever since I knew Eric’s birthday.</p>
<p>Happy B-day!!!</p>
<p>Mazeltov.
I beat you out: I bought porn before you did!</p>
<p>i don’t know you, but, happy birthday!</p>
<p>jajaj its nice how y’all remembered his b-day!! how sweet!!! </p>
<p>Anyways, happy b-day E^2!!!</p>
<p>Hey E-Squared, since it’s your birthday, I will reveal to you that you actually have a fan following at my high school that consists of more than one person. And I do not have multiple personalities. </p>
<p>Almost every spoken “E-Squared” is followed by a girlish giggle and a mention of your greatness. Members are also found repeating “So sweet, so cold” at regular intervals. Congrats, buddy.</p>
<p>Oh…How unusually flattering. Thanks, sweetie cakes.</p>