Harry Connick, Jr. Named New Head of FEMA

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<p>You knew it was only a matter of time before his relief efforts were recognized. When asked how he was able to get to New Orleans days before the National Guard, Harry answered: “Hey, hey, hey yeah, I went down the Mississippi, down to New Orleans.”</p>

<p>Impressed with Mr. Connick’s grasp of geography, along with his ability to organize a relief concert, the President said: “It was a logical choice, although I did have hopes that James Brown would take the post since he is the hardest working man in show business, and this work is hard, real hard.”</p>

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<p>and he took his wader boots and showed the cameras his manly chest…</p>

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<p>concerned dad:
There’s a message for you over on the Parent Forum.</p>

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<p>In a later press conference, Harry attempted to appeal to a broader base of support, by noting: “Every Southern Belle is a Mississippi Queen.”</p>

<p>However, it now appears that he has stired up a hornet’s nest of trouble, as Jerry Falwell is already calling for his dismissal.</p>

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<p>I suppose Jerry is saying that NOLO got what it deserved…tortured for the wicked ways…thank goodness Harry is not responding to the demand for his resignation. We need fearless leaders like Harry, those who support the Mississippi Queens and diversity in neighborhoods.</p>