<p>I have this harvard fantasy, that if I get in, everything in life will be perfect.
All further disappointments I have in life, won’t be a big deal b/c I’ll just remember I’m a Harvard student, and then everything will be fine.
I WANT TO GET IN SOOO BAD!!!</p>
<p>Anonymous2004, No disrespect to you and no disrespect regarding Harvard either…</p>
<p>A single remedy for all the problems in life hasn’t been discovered and the way you are going about Harvard, I am afraid, may give you big time disappointment if you don’t get in.</p>
<p>Make your life multidimensional if you want your problems to go and be happy. Don’t center all the hopes and energy of your life at a single point because failure may debilitate you.</p>
<p>Look up the definition of “fetishizing”</p>
<p>Good grief! If I thought something so preposterous, I’d want to be anonymous, too.</p>
<p>Truth is when you go to Harvard, you spend most of your time feeling incredibly ordinary. Because, you see, everyone you interact with every day is a Harvard student–except for the professors.</p>
<p>If you go thrrough four years at Harvard alwways thinking you’re the smartest person in the room, it’s a good bet you’re quite the opposite.</p>
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<p>Yeah, but, when you’re feeling down, i bet you could instantly look down at your harvard sweatshirt and then be happy again!</p>
<p>Not so much, Anon. That’s what I’m trying to tell you.</p>
<p>Been there done that already anon. 1) either you’re just having fun or 2) you’re truly an imbecile. Hopefully you’re just imitating one temporarily – or at least it’s a passing condition.</p>
<p>Go on a campus tour, pick up a napkin, frame it, and call it a day.</p>
<p>you don’t understand!!! no one understands!!!</p>
<p>No, you’re mistaken. We understand. We’re just not indulging you.</p>
<p>We don’t feel the same way you say you feel, because what you’re saying is, frankly, ridiculous nonsense.</p>
<p>I sincerely hope you’re trolling.</p>
<p>Did you think I was kidding when I said to frame a napkin? Doing that can give you something to channel your fondness of Harvard.</p>
<p>P.S. I’m starting a college napkin collection :)</p>
<p>I don’t see why everyone is shooting Anon down. Harvard unequivocally makes everyone’s lives perfect. Why else would 35,000 students want to pay $75 to enter the admissions funnel to be most likely denied one of 2,200 offers?</p>
<p>^ If paying $75 for something meant that it “makes everyone’s lives perfect”, the whole world would be perfect. :rolleyes: The admissions fee and acceptance rates that you’re referring to apply to most competitive schools, but that’s not the point. Harvard is one of my favorite schools, but calling it the perfect school solely because of admission rates is taking it a bit far.</p>
<p>P.S. I didn’t know that less than 5 users was considered “everybody” :)</p>
<p>…and I like napkins.</p>
<p>It’s true. Harvard is the golden ticket to life. Seriously. I graduated from Harvard like twelve years ago, but the thrill of being an undergrad at such a prestigious and magical place has forced me to start school all over again from kindergarten and I’m applying this fall again. </p>
<p>It’s SO great there. The water fountains are actually kool-aid fountains and none of the prostitutes have any STDs. All the professors give you a TON of attention and they all know your name and there are class pizza parties twice a week in Bio. </p>
<p>Oh, and your overuse of commas will be forgiven. </p>
<p>Oh man, I feel bad for people who don’t get in to Harvard. Their lives are so incomplete and they are all hobos. To think of the poor bastards that didn’t even apply! They didn’t even get the sweet, sweet rejection letter. Poor souls.</p>
<p>^LMAO!!! That was funny.</p>
<p><em>uncontrollable laughter</em>… you’re kidding right?</p>