<p>As silly as it looks, it also seems like it’d be kinda fun and hey, enjoyment is enjoyment. Better than getting your kicks from picking up hitchhikers and then dismembering them and dumping their corpses into the Rio Grande.</p>
<p>I remember the last time I commented on a thread about Quidditch, I got about 20 messages from people telling me I had no sense of good literature because I don’t read Harry Potter. Most of them were spelled incorrectly and had no punctuation.</p>
<p>"Only people who have never tried it would say that. "</p>
<p>Only people who have never been chased by a pack of border patrol dogs whilst crossing the Rio Grande into Mexico in order to hide from American jurisdiction whilst simultaneously engaging in small battles with Mexican drug lords would say that.</p>
<p>“Only people who have never been chased by a pack of border patrol dogs whilst crossing the Rio Grande into Mexico in order to hide from American jurisdiction whilst simultaneously engaging in small battles with Mexican drug lords would say that.”</p>
<p>Only people missing a finger or toe would say that.</p>