<p>If the entire Harvard campus came to life Transformers style and did battle with Godzilla, who would win? (Note: They would do battle in Boston, so Harvard has home-field advantage)</p>
<p>lol</p>
<p>Godzilla. Harvard has a bunch of nerds to control it.</p>
<p>I think Harvard would lose. Now if MIT could create a massive transformer bot, then we’d have a fight.</p>
<p>Godzilla, of course. W t f type of dumb question was that?
But yeh, MIT’s MTB could be a match.</p>
<p>Harvard and MIT would probably join forces and become one bot… then goh-zeelah wouldn’t stand a chance.</p>
<p>Godzilla would get rejected and end up destroying Tufts.</p>
<p>^^^^ LMAO. Worst. ****. Ever.</p>
<p>I might pick Harvard over Godzilla, but Rodan is a different story.</p>
<p>I think Mothra is better even than Godzilla in many ways, but yet he is constantly overlooked. We really need to look beyond the “name-brand” monsters such as Godzilla and consider gigantic beasts based on their truly meaningful qualities, such as height, weight, and, of course, bloodlust.</p>
<p>Harvard would have an army of consultants working for Godzilla who would convey vital genetic info back to Cambridge. Harvard would win a dramatic battle at the last minute, but not before exercising $100 million in put options on Godzilla stock.</p>
<p>Harvard’s only hope would be to suddenly accept Godzilla, give him crazy scholarships (Godzilla is the ultimate URM), and then hope that he has a change of heart.</p>
<p>Yes, Godzilla would be accepted through affirmative action.</p>
<p>Now, MIT against CalTech in a big robot fight. Now that would be something to see.</p>
<p>^I’d pay good money to see that.</p>
<p>Better yet, a break-battle with giant robots doing the robot. No one wants to see beautiful robots destroyed…thats what CGI is for.</p>
<p>Excuse me? I need two things to do in this life:</p>
<p>a) See Paris.
b) See beautiful robots’ electric brains being smashed out by another robot.</p>
<p>I can die after this.</p>