<p>OK, I’m considering a bullet list of college dont’s for DS. Not that I think I will have any problems with him or issues of the sort, but after compilation I figure it will make for some fun reading…perhaps on his way to school.</p>
<p>DONT’S</p>
<li>Blow anything up</li>
<li>Ignite anything</li>
<li>Show up in any public places without clothes</li>
<li>Forget No means NO</li>
<li>Pick a fight with anyone bigger than you</li>
<li>Drink and drive</li>
<li>Ride in a car with anyone who has been drinking</li>
</ol>
<ol>
<li>Blow anything up</li>
<li>Ignite anything</li>
<li>Show up in any public places without clothes</li>
<li>Forget No means NO</li>
<li>Pick a fight with anyone bigger than you</li>
<li>Drink and drive</li>
<li>Ride in a car with anyone who has been drinking</li>
<li>Bring home your ABCs (Alcohol, Bad grades, Condoms)</li>
<li>Trip girls</li>
<li>Never go to class</li>
<li>Avoid going to the doctor/hospital if sick/hurt</li>
<li>Get pulled over by cops on the way to/from school</li>
<li>Think you can start studying for an 8am midterm at 3am</li>
<li>Lie, cheat, or steal</li>
<li>Not give everything your best</li>
<li>Sit inside studying all the time</li>
<li>Not try something new</li>
</ol>
<p>Those two make me cry. That’s half the fun! Ah well… I’ll add a couple.</p>
<ol>
<li>Eat Ramen 5 times in one week.</li>
<li>Get arrested.</li>
<li>Overestimate your tolerance for Flaming Dr. Peppers. Ahh… memories. Or lack thereof.</li>
</ol>