<p>Do any of you ever react to some newpaper headlines the way I do? Apparently someone at the WSJ does:</p>
<p>‘Io Non So Ben Ridir Com’ I’ V’intrai’
“Investigator: Dante’s Fire Accidental”–headline, Spartanburg (S.C.) Herald-Journal, April 13</p>
<p>Why It Takes So Long to Get a Letter Typed at the Vatican
“Pope No Longer Racing Secretary”–headline, Daily Racing Form, April 12</p>
<p>Next They’ll Want to Make Puerto Rico a Steak
“Geologists Find Ancient Worm Feces”–headline, Associated Press, April 12</p>
<p>Who Built a Jail Up There?
“Boulder Woman Jailed Over Garage Door”–headline, KMGH-TV Web site (Denver), April 13</p>
<p>What Did He Get Mrs. Shuttle?
“NASA Employees Mark Shuttle Anniversary”–headline, Associated Press, April 12 </p>
<p>Thanks for the Tip!–LXV
“Health Tip: Prevent Food-Borne Illnesses”–headline, HealthDayNews, April 12</p>