<p>Ah the light bulb jokes!
How many Strasberg students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- I touched a light bulb once and it felt warm.
OR
-My father beat we a light bulb once.
OR
-Nothing, they just sit underneath it and cry.</p>
<p>How many Adler students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- I am the light bulb.</p>
<p>How many Meisner students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- How many Meisner students does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many Meisner students does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many Meisner students does it take to screw in a light bulb?</p>
<p>How many Atlantic students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Eff you and your eff-ing light bulb.</p>
<p>How many CAP21 students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- I don’t do tech.</p>
<p>How many Stonestreet students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- It’s not about the light bulb.</p>
<p>How many Experimental Theater Wing students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Purple.</p>
<p>How many Playwrights Horizons kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
- 5: 1 to design a lightbulb, 1 to write a script about a lightbulb, 1 to direct the screwing in of the lightbulb, 1 to actually screw in the lightbulb, and 1 to run around naked saying that they’re better than ETW.</p>
<p>I think this is what you were looking for… gotten off my post from the tisch drama facebook group last year, with additions from current and past students too :)</p>