Another fun fact: Onanism was a legitimate psychiatric diagnosis for many, many years. In fact, in many psychiatric homes in the 19th century, it was among the top 3 reasons for admission.
Now back to the puns.
Were those psychiatric homes filled disproportionately with males?
Ahhh - so *that’s *what straight jackets were for!
UW-Madison offers a very popular Scandinavian Literature in Translation called “The Tales of Hans Christian Andersen”. Students delight in proclaiming they studied fairy tales in college.
I wonder if a similar course of study is offered across the country since it appears as though at least one very dedicated student at the friend’s son’s school is majoring in “Jackin’ the Beanstalk”!
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@Madison85 have you bean searching for masturbation euphemisms this morning? If it’ll make you feel better we can declare you the wiener.
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@Madison85 Your right arm must be sore after writing all these jokes. Relax before you get a stroke.
Take a break and listen to Nicki Minaj’s ‘Feeling Myself’. Might help you put things in perspective.
I think we have beaten this one to death.
I would hate to see it peter out. It’s been such a welcome release in these tense times.
Ok, I surender to better punsters.
Oh my.
I have only two words for this thread: clam farts.
I got to wondering today if perhaps the roommate was just performing some strange warmup routine. Perhaps he’s a pianist. Or maybe he plays the organ? Either way, I applaud all you people for trying to aid in this most unusual issue. Give yourself a hand!
If he is playing his musical instrument well then…
Probably heavily concentrated on jamming with himself…
Is it just me or is this thread weirdly addictive?
I agree with @oregon101 If he’s a piper or a drummer, than he at least has experience in dealing with long hard sticks.
How would he fit a large pipe organ in his dorm room? And so loud, too.
Maybe he is a student-athlete training for the 2016 Onan Olympics, grabbing every waking minute to hone his skill. Though, I always understood it to be a solo event, like the one-man luge, so not sure why he would work out in front of the friend’s son.
He probably just meant to lock and chain the door, and just pulled a boner.