Help with unusual roommate issue.

Really? I thought it would have petered out by now…

I really gotta hand it to the people who keep making these puns…

Maybe friend’s son’s roommate is involved in an extracurricular - as a Varsity Masterdebater on the college team.

You guys are getting a bit cocky.

Looks like we’re having second wind to the next climax…

This thread was hardly touched for 2 days, until you guys came again. It makes a vas deferens when you come back.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term…Joke

Urban Dictionary

A leech-joke; When a person attempts to ride the coattails of a joke that someone … what she’s saying is that she did not notice a vas deferens between either.

Interest keeps waxing and waning…

Seems to have gone limp

^Very apropos screen name, mr/ms @oregon101

I’m on the tip of my seat.

Don’t go over the edge!

@madison85, On #242: brilliant

If the jamming roommate keeps up with his climaxing ways, he may end up like one metalhead here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EJEhVw_dcw

Reading material:

http://www.theonion.com/article/masturbator-held-for-questioning-in-series-of-brut-789

More reading material:

http://www.theonion.com/article/ethicists-update-list-of-acceptable-things-to-mast-20076

From The Onion “Tech Trends” - a news report on a Roomba-type device that could be helpful to friend’s son’s roommate:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvrcx6FuwU8

I’m so glad that I checked in, that was epic! The package handlers have been working overtime this weekend and I’ve been busy wrapping like crazy. It appears that all y’all have been handling the load admirably while I was away.

I wonder if the roommate is a sesquipedalian.

Okay, you got me. We use that word in our house all the time. Can’t quite see how it fits, though. Well, maybe.