cobrat
December 8, 2015, 10:10am
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Maybe we can extendze it as looong as possible.
And do it with a wacky smile while the OP roommate’s friend’s son instigated roommate theme band/group hum that wacky tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghrWz7cVXv8
Might go well with the other songs in their repertoire…including the very first song I suggested earlier in the thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM
Many possible ways to lend their own personal interpretation to the song…whether a rock, heavy metal, funk, or even acapella. The last could be very climactic…especially if they do it in a high tenor voice like the castrati choirs.
It’s so hard to get up this early.
Friend’s son’s roommate favorite late night snack?
Perhaps it is Jerk Chicken from the Jamaican food cart on campus.
Jelqing only works if you do it at the same time every day. It works better if you are staring into your roommate’s eyes.
That’s three new words for me this week - onanist, jelqing and lumbersexual. Can they be used in the same sentence?
Favorite arcade game?
Whac-A-Mole.
Maybe he was a supplier of “There’s Something About Mary” Hair Gel and, being the thoughtful roommate he apparently is, felt his friend’s bangs needed adjustment. “Come over here, bend forward, and keep your eyes shut. I’ve got something you’re really going to appreciate.”
Favorite fruits? Maybe grapes, and bananas that need peeling.
Musical artist? Whitesnake and Third Eye Blind
cobrat
December 11, 2015, 12:32am
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Another topical song to add to the OP’s friend’s son’s roommate’s new theme song group:
MC Hammer - U Can’t Touch This:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo
Boxers or briefs…or commando in MC Hammer pants?
I just hope he doesn’t let the incident get his dauber down.
^Is he also studying entomology - focusing on wasps and particularly the mud dauber?
Maybe a new fraternity handshake.
Ha! Not that I’m aware of. It’s just, according to DH, a nicer way of expressing the concept of having your dick in the dirt.
Time to res-erect the thread?
