Help with unusual roommate issue.

We had better be careful or the masters of this domain might shut down the thread.

oops . . . now you’ve done it (unless someone else’s hand made you type that)

@Marian for the win!

thinking hard about how to work shrinkage into this

I’ve got nothing to contribute but I’d like to thank you all for your service on this thread.

I’m pulling out before it gets messy.

Don’t you hate it when teenagers infiltrate the Parent threads? O:-)

I better bone up on my euphemisms so I can continue to safely contribute to this thread.

This is a sticky situation

Not an uncommon occurence, as shown on youtube dorm videos.

Suddenly, Jessa (Duggar) and Ben Seewald’s baby’s name comes to mind.

OMG! That aroused my curiosity and WOW!

Good thing that kid will be homeschooled because popping up in class with a name like that would be hard.

Situation must be so hard on the friend’s son.

Here’s a few more on point songs:

Green Day - Longview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vy5XR-oxCus

If OP’s friend’s son and his friends want to take a sarcastic bent to the roommate*:

Green Day - When I Come Around

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8dh9gDzmz8

The Offspring - Gotta Get Away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEuWfBcBPjU

  • Would suggest one or more friends carry and around an electric guitar and amp to serenade the roommate everywhere he goes as his walking "theme song" band.

How did the jerk guy handle the situation after roommate discovered him?

^^Heh, heh…“woody”.

What kind of stocking stuffer would be a good gift for a roommate like that?

Wonder if they are at the University of KY?

@2muchquan Apparently some DJ made a lot of jokes on the radio about how much he hated Kentucky Jelly. He tried some on a biscuit and it was awful.

Just slid across this thread. What a touchy subject. Sounds like someone needs to get a grip on their problem.