"Here Are 88 Weird College-Owned Trademarks, Arranged as a Poem"

[Sally_Rubenstone]

According to The Chronicle of Higher Education’s Steve Kolowich …

Syracuse University owns, or has owned, trademarks on nearly two dozen phrases involving the word “orange.”

The Colorado School of Mines owns “Genius Juice,” which apparently is what people there like to call bottled water.

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While you probably won’t choose your school just because of its rights to “Fear the Fork” (Arizona State) or “We all we got” (that’s Pitt), it’s still amusing to ponder the proprietary phrases that you’ll spot on t-shirts, mugs, and undershorts throughout your college years. See: http://www.chronicle.com/article/Here-Are-88-Weird/149415/

Can you add others?

[PengsPhils]

Pennsylvania State University owned “For the kids,” which it used to put on hats, sweatshirts, rubber wristbands, and other merchandise. It recently abandoned that trademark for some reason.

Sometimes reality is all the dark comedy you need.

[bodangles]

“For the kids” is used for THON, the huge charity event happening this very weekend that raises millions of dollars every year for childhood cancer research.

[Sally_Rubenstone]

Sometimes reality is all the dark comedy you need.

So true. That one did jump right off the page at me!

[PengsPhils]

A shame that coincidence had to happen. Hopefully the event hasn’t been affected.

Other funny ones:
“God never thought of this”
“Phil was here”
“We are Phil”
“Espresso your faith”